V-Log of a Vampire – Insomniacs take note

V-Log of a Vampire – Insomniacs take note

Don’t waste your twenties sleeping! They only last so long and there’s much to be doing! Like gaining weight, re-watching the entire series of ‘f.r.i.e.n.d.s’ and playing hundreds of hours of online gaming! Diary of a VAMPIRE from Irish actress and epic V-Logger Lisa Ní Laoire

 

Having been given the freedom to regulate her own body clock  (a year ago), Lisa decided to stay up both day AND night (take THAT early bedtimes!) having discovered there are simply not enough hours in the day to do all the fun things you wish to do. This includes watching cats, playing World of Warcraft, crying to the Notebook and having a midnight barbecue. Oh and a shout out to Russell Brand and Katy Perry.

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About lisanilaoire

Two years ago, whilst changing a light bulb on her chandelier, Lisa had the misfortune of slipping and falling four stories taking the Wateford crystal with her (TIP: Put the glass of champers down before embarking on any DIY projects!). She awoke months later to be informed that her mansion now belonged to someone called ‘NAMA’ and would now be residing with a group of people who claimed to be her kin. Having no memory of anything prior to the five month snooze Lisa decided it would be best to stay with the family folk who appeared to have a lot of top secret information on her including a certificate stating that she had a degree in Irish-Language communications, footage of her acting on a tv soap and records of random research she supposedly wrote herself on Irish mythology. This was news to Lisa. With no sense of control or comprehension of the world around her, Lisa began recording her thoughts on a weekly basis to try and gain some insight into the mysteries of the universe. So far she still seems pretty confused but some progress is being made…slowly.

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